sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
