Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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