But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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