Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
50% drunk capacity currently
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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