I hate all girls vehemently.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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