i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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