yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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