3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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