yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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