You surviving the open bar?
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thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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