making cat noises will not fix the situation.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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