Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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