I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
The convent might be a nice break from real life
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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