Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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