Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
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