so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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