wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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