So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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