their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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