Three words: puerto rican gang bang
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
