we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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