oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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