Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
