kristin has been a bad kristin
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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