It's Friday. Sex?
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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