if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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