yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
This is the high leading the old right now
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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