i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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