Umm I'm too high to move.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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