The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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