After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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