just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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