I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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