Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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