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so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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