But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Randomize
