I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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