Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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