How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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