windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
