so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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