He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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