I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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