There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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