Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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