There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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