Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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