Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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