So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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