She said her name was "party"
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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