My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
