so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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