Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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