it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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