you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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